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Old 2012-09-02, 21:54
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The Official estringrev thread

Happy birthday!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2012-09-03, 00:38
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Boobie, you don't have the authority to create official threads. I'm sorry to do this estringrev but I'm afraid any happy birthday wishes you receive in this thread are not valid.

Happy birthday* dude

* doesn't count.
 
Old 2012-09-03, 08:27
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thanks guys
 
Old 2012-09-03, 11:47
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Paddy, bite me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2012-09-03, 13:10
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Old 2012-09-05, 03:35
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Old 2012-09-05, 14:35
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Old 2012-09-05, 15:37
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Paddy, bite me.
Not in this life.
 
Old 2012-09-05, 22:26
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The following is based on a true story.

estringrev and Chris Rezendes
riding on the back of the bus
they snuck up front and the driver saw
and immediately started to cus
he called them names and he kicked them off
and they had to walk to town
they weren't allowed to ride again
and all because they're brown

so they walked and hiked and trudged and traipsed
the miles along the road
and they reached a bridge that crossed a river
and they found a hoppy toad
and the toad was magic and he granted one wish
for estringrev's birthday
and he thought and wished and imagined and dreamed
and opened his mouth to say...

...what he said, so he said, and the wish came true
and a party enveloped the two
and they sat at a table with hip-hop and boxing
and football and nike shoes
and they ate fried chicken and gorged on watermelon
and drank malt liquor on the lawn
and overweight white girls with enormous buttocks
entertained our heroes til dawn
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Old 2012-09-06, 14:48
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Chris, your words are magical.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2012-09-07, 13:02
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and opened his mouth to say...

wished for all of that unironically for those wondering
 
Old 2012-09-16, 22:34
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HBD SON
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Old 2012-09-17, 20:39
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BUUUUUUUUUUURRTHHHDAAAAAAAAAEEEYYYYYYY

that was my birthday growl for you.
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