First line came to me while doing dishes. I had to write it down. When I did that the rest wrote itself. Thanks for reading. Points to those getting the Clyde reference. And I'm writing this from a "male buddies" point of view.

"I Went to The Oscars' "

I went to The Oscars' but I didn't see you
I had a chili dog and fries
Why anyone would think it posh
I haven't got a clue
Boy, what a dive

I looked above and below
Can't imagine why anyone would ever go
Don't know how they've stayed in business all these years
Maybe when you call, you can make it more clear

I wasn't impressed and the turn out was rotten
I guess Nolte and Travolta must have forgotten
There was a guy who resembled an actor called Clyde
But other than that, no one else was inside

I sat for two hours waiting on you
My pantleg got stuck under the table on goo
I hope it was gum, but I don't care to know
And I'm right ticked at you, since you didn't show

Some lady came in and she was dressed like a star
But she said for twenty bucks she'd go out to my car
I thought for an actress that's pretty cheap
But I said I had a date with a friend I should keep

If you ever ask me to go to The Oscars' again
I think I'll just pass on the offer, my friend
Cuz the food was bad and the company, too
I'd rather go to Grammy's
They've got great beef stew

I went to The Oscars' but I didn't see you
I had a chili dog and some fries
Why anyone would think it posh
I haven't got a clue
Boy, what a dive

BJH
2-26-07

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