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Old 2002-07-08, 19:37
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The ugly/st bass EVER man!

Right this is the thread where you can post pictures of Unique and Interesting Basses, and we can all drool, hurl, or generally comment over them.. etc, heres a picture of a Paul Mcartney Violin Bass, the most disgusting thing ive ever seen instrumentally-wise.
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Old 2002-07-08, 20:01
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Yeah, these basses are really ugly. That design doesn´t work on a bass. Neither the les paul design works.
The rickenbackers are ugly, too. Although they have to outputs for real stereo sound.
 
Old 2002-07-09, 00:20
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Ohhhh, dudes....That bass kicks. Paul Macartney used something like that. And Tom Hamilton from Aerosmith.
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Old 2002-07-09, 02:03
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I hate the body. I hurle everytime i see a picture of the beatles with that travesty of a bass in the picture.
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Old 2002-07-09, 17:03
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wannabe you have no taste in bass (damn that rhymes )


cheers! to the ugliest bass ever!
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Old 2002-07-09, 18:48
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Well... That bass must have a great sounding... Most of that design bass are cool

But it looks ugly, yeah.
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Old 2002-07-09, 19:04
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Yep, looks horrid. Only thing I hate just as much is the damn Fender telecaster body style, which I think they've thrown on basses.
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Old 2002-07-09, 20:38
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yeah, that shit that fender came up with, the Sting bass, with telecaster body, NOW that's ugly!

I don't like warwick either though, because of the weird body shape, and I hate the Ibanez ADB or something, that thing looks like an arrow or something
and the world most uglies bass is the DanElectro, dude those things look like airplanes haha
 
Old 2002-07-09, 20:51
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Do you mean the ATK-series. Yeah, the head looks ugly.
Why is the body design of Warwick weird? Perhaps the thumb-bass. But it isn´t that strange. Ritter (again, i know ) is strange, or the one from DeArmond, this small one with latex-strings.

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Old 2002-07-09, 20:52
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Taste and bass dude...
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Old 2002-07-10, 19:58
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yeah but the warwick's headstock looks like a flat turd or something man, I don't like it.
nah I didn't mean the ATK series but the ergodyne A series, those bitches with piezo pickups you know.. ADR or something.
 
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Yes, i know. This one made out of luthite that looks like the newest generation of the Enterprise. I hate Star Trek (no offense against Trekkies, it´s just my opinion and just an example). The same with those "basslab"-basses.
 
Old 2002-07-11, 17:25
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yeah haha, I like StarWars way better, Hanz Einzelganger Rules! (han solo!)



I do like the stingray design, you know MM...
but the warwicks are not for me, marleaux and ritter aren't for me either, fender isn't for me, peavey ain't for me and rickenbaker ain't for me..

ain't I a bitch
 
Old 2002-07-11, 17:32
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yeah ive seen them star wars ones, they are cool, i mean id prefer something else, like the simpsons or buffy the vampire slayer..ehehe


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Old 2002-07-11, 19:47
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yeah haha, I like StarWars way better, Hanz Einzelganger Rules! (han solo!)



I do like the stingray design, you know MM...
but the warwicks are not for me, marleaux and ritter aren't for me either, fender isn't for me, peavey ain't for me and rickenbaker ain't for me..

ain't I a bitch


Hanz Einzelgänger. Aha!!! Lame one.


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Old 2002-07-12, 10:51
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yes I am..

and DAMN buffy the vampire slayer, or better said, sarah michelle gellar, she's hot as fucking hell!!!

I would love to dicky-dick her
 
Old 2002-07-13, 08:05
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yeah dude, have a the buffy vampire design, a picture of her naked on your bass, fucking masturbating and jamming at the same time..ahaha,man..



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Old 2002-07-13, 16:14
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Here's one that's bound to beat that piece of garbage.

http://www.espguitars.com/html/t_araya_esp.html

This bass gives me a boner it's so fucking cool.
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Old 2002-07-13, 16:15
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I think this one is the same....except it has a little better features.

http://www.islanddefjam.com/www2/co...ontest.html?d1=

Like double pentagrams on the 12th fret, and i think it says Slayer on the 24th. I love the body...fuck man.....it's a contest too!
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Old 2002-07-13, 18:01
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meh, have to live in US to be elligible to their contest, like the other 293874298572439583745 cool contests out there...nice body tho
 
Old 2002-07-13, 22:15
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Well i entered the contest anyways.......i figured it included canada since it asked for "zip code/postal code" and "state/province".
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Old 2002-07-14, 01:32
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Well memnoch, I think District of Columbia is actually considered a province (Washington D.C. for you dumbassses that are reading this) because it isn't a state...so I don't know.

And I don't really like either of those basses, honestly. I'll take a natural wood finish Carvin over about anything, anyways...but to compare the two, Araya's looks better, but barely.

Speaking of, I've never looked at any pictures of Tom Araya up close, he looks kinda fucked up...
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Old 2002-07-14, 05:59
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Araya rules man.....no question about it.
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Old 2002-07-14, 08:06
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yeah i suppose that tom arayas bass is very nice, but the bc rich widow is flashy..and more catchy..but toms plays much smoother

but check out this fuckin hot dragon carved one i found
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Old 2002-07-14, 08:15
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Cool The Woodchopper!!!!!

hey this is a picture of a bass with an axe design its wicked


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Old 2002-07-15, 14:22
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cooooool!! i want this one
but i got a question.... can i kill someone with this guitar???
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Old 2002-07-15, 18:12
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damn that bass is ugly haha, where did the old-style went?

What about stingrays and fenders?

what about REAL stuff?

man why does everybody like modern painted stuff with handlebars and shit.. fashion basses SUCK!
 
Old 2002-07-15, 19:55
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That´s the bass of the KISS-bassist, isn´t it?
 
Old 2002-07-15, 21:26
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Yeah that's just what i was thinking too.
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Old 2002-07-17, 17:06
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cool, havent heard any of kiss..so i wouldnt know
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Old 2002-07-17, 19:22
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don't listen to kiss haha
 
Old 2002-07-17, 19:24
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they split up didnt they? ...i know nothing...




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Old 2002-07-17, 22:12
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You've probably heard at least 1 or 2 songs of theirs.

Does "I.....wanna rock and roll all night!!! And party everyday!" sound familiar?
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Old 2002-07-18, 15:50
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A friend played in a KISS-cover-band. I thiunk it´s a bit gay...
But "God gave Rock´n´roll to you" is a great song. It´s from this Bill& Ted-movie.
 
Old 2002-07-18, 19:32
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Unique and Interesting Basses

look at this its an AB2 TAYlor acoustic bass, and its fucking gigantic
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Old 2002-07-18, 19:47
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Esh Basses

These are german basses, and are not very popular...

they have many different genres of this bass, this one is called the ''Esh Stinger'' there are lots of gothic designs, so i will post some more up on here later


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Old 2002-07-18, 20:37
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Unique and Interesting Basses

Alright guys...there have been lots of threads made that just have a few replies in them, showing different basses, and mostly added by tatter3d. I'm merging them all to lower the number of threads, and just make it easier to view multiple ones...so I ask that if you're going to throw a picture of something up just for a "Hey, check this out!" sort of thing, please put it here.
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Old 2002-07-19, 15:38
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Zack, a 3-string.
When does it come to an 1-string?!?!?
 
Old 2002-07-19, 18:32
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ueuuhm, SORRY mister uberstormfuhrer Walpurgis! I didn't do that on purpose, but I was talking about posting those photos for ages, so I guess I got a little carried away....

anyways, I don't like those german basses, those esh thingies, but then again i don't like marleaux and ritter either!
 
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Don't worry about it man, I'm not mad, just figured I'd let you guys know why a bunch of threads were just thrown on top of each other.
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Old 2002-07-19, 19:29
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Re: Unique and Interesting Basses

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Alright guys...there have been lots of threads made that just have a few replies in them, showing different basses, and mostly added by tatter3d. I'm merging them all to lower the number of threads, and just make it easier to view multiple ones...so I ask that if you're going to throw a picture of something up just for a "Hey, check this out!" sort of thing, please put it here.





yeah thats cool man, im sorry about stuffing up the bass forum, with my pictures




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Old 2002-07-19, 19:37
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Like I said, don't worry about it, just post them here from now on.
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Old 2002-07-19, 19:41
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Will do, thanks again..
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Old 2002-07-26, 19:50
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Ritter bass, in gold quite sweet!
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Old 2002-07-26, 20:00
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Lemmy from Motorhead, pretty sweet bass..looks like a tanglewood but isnt..
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Old 2002-07-27, 15:59
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good to see that someone else likes the rickenbackers'
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Oh god! My fav. trademark!!!
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Old 2002-07-27, 16:38
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I NEEEEEED THAT ONE!!!
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Old 2002-07-27, 16:39
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Also... This one...

Double-neck 2x7string bass, lower neck is fretless...

I wonder how much would it cost...
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Old 2002-07-27, 16:41
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Old 2002-07-27, 18:06
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that must kill your wrist..having to bend round that fat fucker
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Old 2002-07-28, 01:20
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Yeah, how the holy shit are you supposed to play that thing?
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Old 2002-07-30, 06:23
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that is the most gayest thing i've ever seen
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Old 2002-07-30, 06:53
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On the two lowest strings, you can't use your fifth little finger (dunno how it's called) only the middle three... That's the only negative, after a time you'll get over with it...
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I would just play barree (sp?) chords on this bass.
 
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On the two lowest strings, you can't use your fifth little finger (dunno how it's called) only the middle three... That's the only negative, after a time you'll get over with it...


1st Finger: Index/Pointer
2nd Finger: (my favorite) "FUCK YOU!"/Middle
3rd Finger: Ring
4th Finger: Pinky
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Ok, then you can't use your pinky..
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Fucking nice...got a price range for it?
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Old 2002-10-12, 08:15
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No unfortunately, the site didnt have it. all the specifications and all, but no price, im guessing around 400-700 quid.
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Old 2002-10-19, 17:57
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check out this ugly beatles paul mccartney bass guitar on sale, at ebay!

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aw damn that thing is ugly, I would slam it into a stage monitor or something, the only thing ugly basses are good for
 
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yeah place it under a marshall 500 watt amp, and 'accidently', give it a very hard push, lol..crunch...!!!
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yeah that would be pretty cool

though I dislike marshall bass amps

I would just like to give it a throw and see it splatter into a stagemonitor, that would be awsome
 
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Hehe, yeah, but this is quite a cool bass, but i wouldnt buy it..


dont know what make it is found it on some bass site
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that thing looks like a toy, haha
 
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lol, like something that gene simmons would use.
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yeah man I was thinking exactly the same!

I played on a bc rich bass once, it made me feel like I was playing a red lego guitar, haha it had this plastic red color, absolutely fucking marvellous
 
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lol yeah they all have that thick bold colour, looks like pure plastic, what was it, one of them pointy bc rich basses, or them smooth virgin ones..
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Old 2002-10-21, 17:58
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ehm I don't know for sure, I don't like bc rich, It was a pointy one, a warlock if I am correct.
 
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Lush warwick bass!

check out this warwick jazzman - Gold frets, gold pickups, gold bridge gold volume knobs gold machine heads its lush.
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Old 2002-11-26, 19:42
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A pretty fucked up bass!

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Old 2002-11-26, 20:34
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That's just fucked up...it'd be too weird to play, lol.
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I like it. Seems like already Beethoven could've played on it.
 
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damn that thing is ugly, it looks kinda violin like. but it's pretty damn ugly, it does look expensive because of all that carving done to the body (probably a hand job or something)
somehow it does not look like a bass hehe..

last week I played on a buzzard II, a full grafite bass, it was really sturdy but expensive as hell (not to mention ugly)
 
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Isn't that the John Entwistle-Bass? Looks quite weird. It's from Status, isn't it?
I played on a Status with graphite neck, but i was disappointed. There was nothing special about it, in fact it had a quite bad tone.
 
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yeah that's the bass!

it's also in the musikproductiv catalog I think!

I did like the feel of the bass, real sturdy but light in weight, the tone was a bit neutral, but I think that's because of the graphite stuff...

I wouldn't buy such a bass, it lacks warmth and depth, and its fucking expensive
 
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I played yesterday on the Yamaha John Myung bass.
It's awesome. It has a quite small string-spacing, but it was comfortable to play on it.
Normally i dislike these stringspacings. Perhaps it was ok, becasue i was quite drunk.
 
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I still feel drunk now

worked yesterday, soundtech for a hc show. man my head is beat up

I've played on that yamaha myself, but 6 strings aren't my thing, I'll stick to 5, the string spacing is to small for me (got big hands) and that bass is fucking heavy man.
 
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I felt anything at that time.
I hate small string-spacings, too. But anyhow it was ok. The guy, who had thE bass told me, that it's a very small stringspacing even for six-strings.
 
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Yeah man, thats true but I still think it's a big motherfucker!

it even has twin thruss rods!
 
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Two thruss rods are cool. You can do a very funny neck-shaping with two of them.

But this sign (this horizontal-8; "eternity-sign") on the fretboard is bullshit. You suppose that the middle of the sign is at the 12th fret. But it isn't. It's at the 13th fret. So i played a lot of crap this day: because of this displaced sign and the alcohol.
 
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ahhahah

yeah I didn't even notice it was displaced I always have a 'feel' for the 12th fret so I don't look down on the fretboard much (except for the frets above the 14th, then you need to watch your fingers really often)
 
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Looks like a freakin' violin. I've seen fat chicks that look better than that bass...Yeah, some of these companies make some fugly basses/guitars. I wonder who buys these deformed pieces of wood, probably blind people. Then again - looks aren't everything, some people buy for quality of tone and durablity.
 
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ah well it's just taste.

I don't like warwicks either, they look to turds to me.


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haha your just saying that to annoy deifiler

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no, seriously, if I would like their body shape then I would probably have bought one of those warwicks with musicman style pickups. they slap really nice.

It's just the design I don't like and they are pretty expensive I really prefer my ibanez to any warwick, but I've tried other -non prestige- ibanez's and they where pretty bad... mine's handmade

If I would ever buy another bass it would be a musicman stingray.
 
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if you wanna see a REALLY ugly bass, look for the Daisy's, i forget who makes them but they are HORRIBLE, a big gay yellow flower

i want to use it to play "bass-ball" with some drummer's toms because its so ugly


 
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Haha, a big gay yellow flower?

what the fuck is that!

a fucking hippie guitar?

torch it!
 
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haha here it is.
 
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I kinda like the widow headstock but BC rich allways seems a bit gay to me.
 
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And the Rex Brown signature spector bass, only $4999,-!




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haha here it is.



hahah yeah there it is, if they can even call that crap a bass, i'd rather play that multi colored toy thing that only needed batteries then that daisy


 
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Hehe, look what i just found on ebay, haha, it waves, it has legs and its eyes light up

Its a johnson Gumby bass guitar, pricing at $1,800.00 Number of bids, - 0

find the auction here http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...3&category=4713


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haha, that's fucking ugly, but funny in a way!

I dunno, I've seen a LOT of ugly basses lately, that rex brown thing is fucking expensive and it's nothing special! (only the EMG DC's are nice..)

the body shape is ugly too, haha and those flower things haha, what the fuck is up with that? maybe they should give on of those to that linkin park bass dude

I want one of those BC Rich Widow (?) basses, they look evil, lol
 
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These basses look really ugly.
That's really an abuse of wood and metal. It's better to construct a nice and comfortable chair out of this material.
 
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yeah def the widows are nice check this one out, green outline very nice!


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