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Old 2010-04-11, 17:23
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2010-04-11, 17:35
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Awesomely hot video.



Just cause you made the smiley after the sentence I won`t click on the link
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Old 2010-04-12, 01:58
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Yeah, good call Gomli. Its a tranny video.

What the fuck is wrong with you, CtL?!
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Old 2010-04-13, 21:42
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http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.p...e1fd34c0a75b525
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Old 2010-04-14, 08:57
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Go to youporn.com and search for "smurf sex" . I laughed about 10mins straight
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Old 2010-04-14, 13:06
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Go to youporn.com and search for "smurf sex" . I masturbated for about 10mins straight


fixed that translation issue
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Old 2010-10-03, 20:51
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I feel profoundly confused by this:

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/25484...hick-funny.html

I actually felt a bit sick. Still had a wank, though.
 
Old 2010-10-03, 23:50
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Old 2010-10-04, 05:31
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I feel profoundly confused by this:

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/25484...hick-funny.html



fuck
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Old 2010-11-14, 09:03
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I feel profoundly confused by this:

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/25484...hick-funny.html

I actually felt a bit sick. Still had a wank, though.

If my mum finds out that my father has been starring in amateur porn films, she'll hit the goddamn roof
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-11-26, 14:56
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Firefox porn fiends need this add-on:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/537
 
Old 2011-03-18, 06:41
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Here Paddy, you'll enjoy these:

[Edited: See Below]
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2011-03-18, 11:27
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I really really want to punch you now nicholas.
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Old 2011-03-18, 13:54
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Here Paddy, you'll enjoy these:

...


Dude...
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Old 2011-03-18, 14:17
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Blitz, do you happen to know who these people are? If so, are they "mentally competent" (as opposed to just physically debilitated, e.g. by cerebral palsy)? If not, how is this any different from child porn? If you aren't sure and can't find out, you gotta delete that shit son. D&Q, you'll need to edit out the quote too.

Don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but the apparent sexual abuse of educationally subnormal people is a bit much.

At first I thought it was midget porn, and I can assure you that my erection caused me a great deal of existential angst when I realised the truth.

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Old 2011-03-18, 14:30
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Blitz, do you happen to know who these people are? If so, are they "mentally competent" (as opposed to just physically debilitated, e.g. by cerebral palsy)? If not, how is this any different from child porn? If you aren't sure and can't find out, you gotta delete that shit son. D&Q, you'll need to edit out the quote too.

Don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but the apparent sexual abuse of educationally subnormal people is a bit much.

At first I thought it was midget porn, and I can assure you that my erection caused me a great deal of existential angst when I realised the truth.

This.
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Old 2011-03-18, 15:54
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done, those pics are really spread out by now so I'm not sure how much risk there is legally, probably minimal.
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Old 2011-03-18, 16:28
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Cheers mate, I'm 75% sure they just have cerebral palsy or something (i.e. aren't "mentally retarded") but if they are mentally deficient this is probably worse than kiddie porn, and would be illegal regardless of how prevalent the pics are on the cyberwebs. If there was a kiddie porn pic being circulated on every site on the internet it wouldn't make it any less illegal, or abhorrent.

If it can be verified that they're just disabled I'll have a wank to them later, but it'd be a major oversight to just assume they're competent like it'd be a major oversight to assume that a young-looking girl just has youthful looks as opposed to actually being 12. I wanna believe that's not the case, so that I don't have to gouge out my eyeballs, but it's also kinda important that we don't all meet up for the first time in Cell Block F.

Thanks for editing your post, man.

EDIT: Blitz, I edited your post. I didn't wanna be an interfering dick, but I'm not sure when you'll be back so I thought it'd be safer to err on the side of caution and edit it sooner rather than later. Like I said above, if we can get evidence that they're not mentally deficient post them again and we'll all bask in their empowering sexiness

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Old 2011-03-18, 19:31
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Wow. A porn thread on metaltabs.com runs into a spout of decency. I'm... that is... wow.
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Old 2011-03-18, 20:45
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I don't think this has anything to do with decency, just not getting anyone on here in any sort of trouble.
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Old 2011-03-19, 00:18
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Old 2011-03-19, 00:32
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Blitz, do you happen to know who these people are? If so, are they "mentally competent" (as opposed to just physically debilitated, e.g. by cerebral palsy)? If not, how is this any different from child porn? If you aren't sure and can't find out, you gotta delete that shit son. D&Q, you'll need to edit out the quote too.

Don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but the apparent sexual abuse of educationally subnormal people is a bit much.

Shit sorry Paddy. I didn't mean to incite a shitstorm or anything.

I have no idea if they are mentally competent or not. When I saw the first few photos I lol'd really hard, but if it makes me seem like any less of a miscreant, I was actually feeling somewhat nauseous by the end of the set. For once, my conscience actually pushed my sense of humour aside... it's usually vice versa.

In regards to whether the material is legal or not, I have no idea. But I'm fairly certain it probably isn't illegal, considering that I've seen it posted on three websites so far, including Ogrish, and they have very strict rules in regards to legally questionable content. But yeah, let's just keep it off here to be on the safe side. Once again, sorry for posting that. I'll be sure to think twice before posting anything extreme from now on.

Believe it or not, I actually wasn't aware that pornographic material involving mentally disabled people was illegal. Maybe it isn't in North America? One time when I was on theync.com I saw a banner advertising DVD's of "retarded porn." It may have been fake though (actors/actresses pretending to be mentally disabled.) I'm not sure if it was real or not. I didn't click on it, as I don't have any sexual interest in things of that nature.

Paddy, as a token of my apology, I'm giving you an open invitation to fly to Canada and use my custom fleshlight creation whenever you want. Except on Saturday nights. I want it to myself on Saturday nights.
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but it's also kinda important that we don't all meet up for the first time in Cell Block F.

I'm actually in Cell Block D. So I think we'll only be able to meet up during shower time. I'll bring the Vaseline.
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I really really want to punch you now nicholas.

Haha, I think you're the only person to ever use my full first name, aside from my mother. I hate my first name
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2011-03-19, 04:37
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I don't think this has anything to do with decency, just not getting anyone on here in any sort of trouble.
It was both, to be honest. The legal angle was an afterthought, though.

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Shit sorry Paddy. I didn't mean to incite a shitstorm or anything.

I have no idea if they are mentally competent or not. When I saw the first few photos I lol'd really hard, but if it makes me seem like any less of a miscreant, I was actually feeling somewhat nauseous by the end of the set. For once, my conscience actually pushed my sense of humour aside... it's usually vice versa.

In regards to whether the material is legal or not, I have no idea. But I'm fairly certain it probably isn't illegal, considering that I've seen it posted on three websites so far, including Ogrish, and they have very strict rules in regards to legally questionable content. But yeah, let's just keep it off here to be on the safe side. Once again, sorry for posting that. I'll be sure to think twice before posting anything extreme from now on.
It's all good man, thanks for not taking it personally Like I said before, if they're simply disabled, physically, post them again!

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Believe it or not, I actually wasn't aware that pornographic material involving mentally disabled people was illegal. Maybe it isn't in North America? One time when I was on theync.com I saw a banner advertising DVD's of "retarded porn." It may have been fake though (actors/actresses pretending to be mentally disabled.) I'm not sure if it was real or not. I didn't click on it, as I don't have any sexual interest in things of that nature.
I think it depends on the "retardation". If you're legally classified as having the mind of an 18-year-old and you're 30 then I guess it's probably fine. Legally, anyway. If, however, you have the mind of a child then you ARE a child, and it's kiddie porn; it doesn't matter if you have tits and a massive 70s bush, you're a kid, legally and morally.

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Paddy, as a token of my apology, I'm giving you an open invitation to fly to Canada and use my custom fleshlight creation whenever you want. Except on Saturday nights. I want it to myself on Saturday nights.
Mmmm, do you have the Chewbacca edition? I like my slits unkempt. Keeps my balls warm.

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I'm actually in Cell Block D. So I think we'll only be able to meet up during shower time. I'll bring the Vaseline.
Nah nah nah, no Vaseline; internal friction burns are half the fun!

Cheers Blitz
 
Old 2011-03-19, 08:29
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I'm now quite uncomfortable with these images stuck to my mind. Normally I'd get a laugh about that or just get a sick feeling for a couple minutes but I can't really believe that there are seriously some fuckin dudes taking pictures of retarded(?) persons with a fuckin tracheotomy banging each other.
Okay I mean you can't deny the sexuality of every human being. I've worked down some social hours in a local place where many disabled people live together and believe me I saw hell.
BUT STILL THAT'S NOT A FUCKIN REASON TO PUT THAT IN THE INTERNET. Those bastards
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Old 2011-03-20, 10:02
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If they're mentally competent I don't see the pics as being especially shocking. People with severe physical deformities or disabilities need fuckin' as much as the next sentient creature, but I think I agree that photographing it and putting it online probably isn't being done out of a desire to ingratiate these people into society (i.e. "they wanna be pornstars, too! Support their rights!") because I highly doubt that anyone with these kinds of conditions is looking for porn involving people with the same affliction they have. If I'm paralysed in a car accident I'm not gonna suddenly start liking paralysed women. Instead, it's gonna be the same kind of fetishists who like watching amputees and burn victims makin' slippitimes, which does little to correct the marginalisation disabled people live with.

On the flip side maybe they don't give a fuck about how it affects their ilk - we tend to assume that if you're a minority or disabled that you automatically try to live your life with dignity and to help inspire or to take inspiration from people with similar issues, etc. I'm sure bukkake or faux rape pornos do little for the cause of women's rights, but we don't assume that the women involved give a fuck about any of that, so why should the disabled be any different?
 
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Mmmm, do you have the Chewbacca edition? I like my slits unkempt. Keeps my balls warm.

No, I don't, but I suppose I could just spraypaint this one brown and glue some dog hair to it?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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No, I don't, but I suppose I could just spraypaint this one brown and glue some dog hair to it?
Might be quicker just shoving it up Dyldo's mama's twat a few times, the hairy glue-cunnied cunt that she is.
 
Old 2011-03-23, 22:15
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She's circumsized to ensure my limp father that she will never be made a women by another man.
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She's circumsized to ensure my limp father that she will never be made a women by another man.
The chances of her ever being made into a woman are fairly slim. She could probably perform a prostate examination on your father with just her clit.
 
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Old 2011-08-26, 23:32
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Quite possibly the greatest porno ever committed to celluloid:

http://www.redtube.com/55899
 
Old 2011-08-27, 00:45
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Old 2011-08-27, 02:02
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pretty cool, didn't really turn me on though
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Quite possibly the greatest porno ever committed to celluloid:

http://www.redtube.com/55899


Holy crap I saw that soooo long ago!!!! Awesome. I've thought about that opening scene randomly over the past, like, 8+ years.
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